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“Nothing More Annoying Than A Man”
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Danny Abosch
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Album:   Unwritten Rules - Original Concept Cast
Genre(s):  
Musical Theater
Writer(s):   Danny Abosch
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Previous: “”
Current: “Nothing More Annoying Than A Man”
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For the song featured on the show used by Chloe, Kendall and Maddie for their "Nothing More Annoying Than A Man", see Where's a Good Man.

Song (Youtube link)
"Nothing More Annoying Than A Man" is a song by Danny Abosch, from the musical "Unwritten Rules". It was used as music for a Chloe, Kendall, and Maddie's trio in No One Likes A Bully.

LyricsEdit

[Spoken:]
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: I don’t know how I’ve lasted this long with him.
MME. FEMME: Joan, he means well.
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: For all of his book smarts he has not an ounce of common sense.
MME. FEMME: Well that’s not his fault.
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: How’s that?
MME. FEMME: He’s a man. That’s just the way men are. There's no trust, no faith, no honesty in men. It’s in their DNA to be…
MRS. WELLERSTEIN:…Annoying?
MME. FEMME: Precisely.

MME. FEMME
Men are so exhausting,
It's really rather sad
They're good for almost nothing,
But they're great at being bad
It seems their only purpose
Is to drive a woman mad

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
Their ways are rude and random
I’ll never understand 'em

MME. FEMME
They never ask directions
Even when they're clearly lost
They always buy those big TVs
No matter what they cost

They leave their things all over the house

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
They’re always awfully dense

MME. FEMME
They walk around without any pants

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
And often without any sense

They never notice your hairstyle
Or say they like your shoes

MME. FEMME
They’re crazy about some baseball team
And you better watch out when they lose

They always eat potato chips
And spill over their lap

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
They always leave the door wide open
When ever they take a -

[Spoken:]
MME. FEMME: Joan!
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: Sorry.

MRS. WELLERSTEIN AND MME. FEMME
And you know you'll always love him
Just as much as you can
But there's nothing more annoying than a man
There's nothing more annoying than a man

[Spoken:]
MME. FEMME: Well this time I agree with you Joan. Men are a nuisance.
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: Nuisance is being kind.
MME. FEMME: Sometimes I think you need to be more firm with him. Show ‘em who’s boss!
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: Boys will be boys. There’s no changing that.

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
Men are creatures of habit
Never met a man I could trust

MME. FEMME
They will drive you insane, but you're trying in vain
If you ever try to make them civilized like us

They never say they're sorry
Or admit when they are wrong

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
They make a lot of promises
But never keep them long

MME. FEMME
They always hog the remote control
And most of the bed sheets, too

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
They're lazy and messy and not very dressy
And what is a wife to do?

It's just a fact of life
All the men in the world are rotten

MME. FEMME
You won't be too surprised
When your birthday is forgotten

They’re always wearing shirts that don't match
And pants that never fit

MRS. WELLERSTEIN
You try to do something nice for them
And they still make you feel like -

[Spoken:]
MME. FEMME: Joan!
MRS. WELLERSTEIN: Sorry.

MRS. WELLERSTEIN AND MME. FEMME
And you know you'll always love him
Just as much as you can
But there's nothing more annoying than a man
There's nothing more annoying than a man

TriviaEdit

  • The dance's original music is "Nothing More Annoying Than A Man" from a musical called "Unwritten Rules," but the change for the show may have been due to copyright issues. The original song can be heard here. "Where's a Good Man" replaced it for the airing of this dance on the show.

Video GalleryEdit

Youtube link

Trio from No One Likes A Bully; "Where's a Good Man" used

Youtube link

Full dance; shot from the audience; original song
Nothing More Annoying Than A Man used

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